Jeez Caroline

Caroline: "I hate when people are like "Oh hey! You want to smell my perfume?" and then they just spray it in your face."

Kort: "Yeah thats pretty lame."

Caroline: "Its like I want to..oh whats it called? Carbon Monoxide. I want to spray a bunch of that in their face."

Kort: "But you can't smell carbon monoxide."

Caroline: "No, cause it makes you die."




Caroline: "I just really like being naked and wearing dresses. Its like being naked."




Caroline: (about dating a vegan) "Just cause she doesn't like dead meat in her mouth doesn't mean she doesn't want yo meat in her mouth."