Caroline: "I think it takes 10 days so it should be there soon."

Kort: "Mmhm, Conceivably."

Caroline: "Heh heh..conceive."

Jeez Caroline

Caroline: "I hate when people are like "Oh hey! You want to smell my perfume?" and then they just spray it in your face."

Kort: "Yeah thats pretty lame."

Caroline: "Its like I want to..oh whats it called? Carbon Monoxide. I want to spray a bunch of that in their face."

Kort: "But you can't smell carbon monoxide."

Caroline: "No, cause it makes you die."




Caroline: "I just really like being naked and wearing dresses. Its like being naked."




Caroline: (about dating a vegan) "Just cause she doesn't like dead meat in her mouth doesn't mean she doesn't want yo meat in her mouth."

Oh Caroline

Sorry, no picture for this post. My laptop is without internet.

Kort
yeah its like i want to slap them and say "you know who likes to walk in the rain to hide their tears? Darfur war orphans. sept they dont have rich parents who feed and clothe them. they eat dirt. biatch."

Caroline
EXACTLY
their lives are not even CLOSE to the hardness of mah dick

Things Caroline said today.

"The dangly thing looks kind of red and theres some white stuff..."

Me: "Have you seen this?"

Caroline: "No I havn't seen it. Just like a lot of things in my life..."

"You look like you're milking a cow."